1. Ride BART out to the end and back
2. Call all of our friends
3. Invent new facebook/myspace awesomeness and distribute to same
4. Respond to all the craigslist CE ads with encouragement
5. Dress up like Clowns and make balloon animals at the airport
6. Ride the #15 bus all the way from Park Avenue up to Montclair, down to Berkeley, back up to China Town, etc.
7. Drive up to Harbin tonight
8. Make breakfast for Esther
9. Drink 15 cups of coffee while watching that nails-on-chalkboard Katie Holmes indy-art-thanksgiving in NYC movie
10. Shoot out the windows of all the sex offenders on your block
11. Play scrabble
12. Go out to Alberta, weather’s good there in the fall, got some friends that I can go to working for
13. Cook something
14. Go to temple
15. Go to mosque
16. Go to church, just to make the trifecta
17. Is there horse racing tomorrow?
18. Go to BART and make fun of the young 20-somethings doing the walk-of-shame after seeing their high-school friends the night before
19. Mini-Golf
20. What museums are open?
21. Watch all of R. Kelly’s 22 part magnum opus movie thing with the midget
22. Ride the ferry
23. Write a 50,000 word novel









